Hookers Do It Standing Up
Hooker by day, performer by night, Director of Sex Workers Alliance by the balls. This feminist thought she was a hippy, but really she was just poor. Check out "Ireland's Favourite Courtesan" (Sunday Independent) with her back against a brick wall. Maybe she likes working outside to keep the overheads low. Failing prostitution she'll seek refuge as a stand-up comic - at least they have a union.